Free too wonder

In 7 to 8 weeks I will have a Passport. After 150$ (for a stamp that says US citizen) and 3 pictures later I can or I should say will be able to see the world well the nice parts of it anyhow I mean who wants to see africa sure there are jungles and big man eaten animals oh and the bugs will eat you too and viruses that will turn you inside out and a different war lord leader every week. But that aint my cup of tea. Now the Bahamas that is my cup of tea I can do Rome, Ireland, Spain, maybe france, Greece, ummmmm Russia would be cool maybe China but the card carrying commi thing is a lil turn off since they lock people like me up and it aint the good prisons on the movie channel. well im out of here